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		<title>A mother&#8217;s undying devotion</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/05/12/a-mothers-undying-devotion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 12:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For two years, someone has kept fresh flowers and memories alive on a patch of median on busy Pickett Road in Fairfax, Va. Until this weekend, I had no clue who on Earth that someone might be. As I motored northbound, I spied her with a jug of nutrient-laced water and fresh white roses and [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5804&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">This makeshift memorial has made me wonder for years. Today, I stopped.</media:title>
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		<title>Locker rooms&#8217; loser &#8216;don&#8217;t ask don&#8217;t tell&#8217; code</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/04/29/sports-sorry-dont-ask-dont-tell-code/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports? For Real?]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jason Collins]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not shocking NBA free agent Jason Collins is the first active athlete in U.S. sports&#8217; Big Four (basketball, football, baseball, hockey) to come out as gay. What&#8217;s shocking is that it has taken so long for such a &#8220;first.&#8221; Apparently there is some unwritten &#8220;don&#8217;t ask don&#8217;t tell&#8221; policy in men&#8217;s locker rooms. Why [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5761&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Living in an age of telepathy</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/04/25/living-in-an-age-of-telepathy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The age of communicating via telepathy is upon us, and its name is Twitter. Long ago and far away, news was dictated by “the public’s need to know.” Journalists had to sift through all the facts surrounding an incident or figure, decide what was relevant or newsworthy while taking a step back and far enough [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5743&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>5 ways modern technology steals our humanity</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/04/24/5-ways-modern-technology-steals-our-humanity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blahblahpalooza]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[automatic soap dispenser]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let’s start with the obvious. 1. Automatic flush toilets (and soap dispensers) Not everyone overflows with creativity, but one masterpiece, ‘fess it, that we’re all proud to admire is our morning dump. Don’t mean to be crude. But part of the enjoyment of &#8220;going&#8221; is then reviewing where you’ve gone. These automatic flush toilets steal [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5699&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Looking forward to the next time Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert take their synchronized vacations so I can catch up.</media:title>
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		<title>Donde esta el bano, por favor?</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/04/21/donde-esta-el-bano-por-favor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Putting aside my obsession with what goes on inside men&#8217;s rooms (See &#8220;The Daily Journal Urinal: Who knew?), I&#8217;m freshly fixated on how owners of establishments, typically bars, seem to go out of their way to disguise restrooms. It&#8217;s enough of a challenge to navigate one&#8217;s way to the potty after American-style partying, but having [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5669&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A bad week in April</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/04/20/a-bad-week-in-april/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 18:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our family&#8217;s favorite tragedy has always been the sinking of the Titanic — maybe because it never touched our lives yet summed up the immensity of human ambition and error, hope and calamity. There&#8217;s something haunting about the fantastical image of rich men at the helm of society clutching the rails or smoking cigars and [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5640&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>American Idol&#8217;s Lazzzzzzzaro Zzzzzzzzzzzz</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/03/30/american-idols-lazzzzzzzaro-zzzzzzzzzzzz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 03:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boob tube]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cheat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Devin Velez]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ricky Martin]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[scandal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Season 12]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stutter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What needs to happen next on &#8220;American Idol&#8221; Season 12: Someone needs to discover that Lazaro Arbos, currently a Top 7 finalist, is faking his stutter. Please, I mean no disrespect to people with legitimate stammers. I love and have great empathy for you. Some of my best friends are stutterers. I have been known [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5568&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Gee, guess who Lazaro&#039;s idol is? Ugh.</media:title>
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		<title>Sticking it to the car inspector</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/03/19/sticking-it-to-the-car-inspector/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got the car inspected today. Thankfully, it passed. As well it should, given we recently pumped over $1,200 worth of repairs into it. Still, its odometer reads 146,902 miles and a car can&#8217;t last forever, as people don’t. The anxiety of sitting there, though, waiting for the judgment to come down, the judgment of one [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5535&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Somewhere deep in Fairfax County, Va.</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/03/16/somewhere-deep-in-fairfax-county-va/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 23:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blahblahpalooza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fairfax County]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high taxes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monied folk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spied this cozy neighborhood near the intersection of Reston Parkway and Lawyers &#8212; yes, lawyers &#8212; Road. It&#8217;s no wonder our county taxes are so high.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5528&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Daily Urinal Journal: Who knew?</title>
		<link>http://mommytongue.com/2013/03/10/the-daily-urinal-journal-who-knew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 17:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry Byrne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what ELSE has been going on in men&#8217;s restrooms all these years I&#8217;m not privy to?! It has come to my attention that at my favorite Mexican restaurant in Reston the current edition of USA TODAY is displayed in a colorful array above the urinals. This poses many interesting questions: What did you THINK [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommytongue.com&#038;blog=25479307&#038;post=5487&#038;subd=mommytongue&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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